You're part of a select group of people who are making the world a better place, one paragraph at a time.
There's nothing wrong with being a paragraph girlie. In fact, I think it's quite admirable. A paragraph girlie is someone who is detail-oriented and takes the time to write things out clearly and thoroughly. This is a valuable skill in today's fast-paced, ADD world. People who can take the time to write a well-crafted paragraph are often the ones who can see both the big picture and the small details. They're able to communicate their thoughts and ideas clearly and concisely. And they're usually pretty darned good at multitasking, too.
So if you're a paragraph girlie, don't be ashamed. Be proud. You're part of a select group of people who are making the world a better place, one paragraph at a time.
Moreover, paragraph girlies tend to be very good at organizing information. This can come in handy in a variety of situations, whether you're trying to plan a party or get a presentation together for work. And if you're ever in a pinch and need someone to help you write a quick email or come up with a clever turn of phrase, a paragraph girlie is likely to be your best bet.
So next time you find yourself feeling a little bit self-conscious about being a paragraph girlie, remember that there's nothing to be ashamed of. In fact, you should be proud!